Fun With Zodiac

Mercury is finally retrograde! Yay! In the next week or so we’ll have five planets in retrograde motion. Five planets in Earth signs and four in Fire. Fire plus Earth equal lava. Lava doesn’t move fast, but nothing can stop it. So you can do anything (whatever you think you’re capable of), but don’t do it fast…
Spot check on where I am: I don’t like you guys! None of your Sun Signs! Here is the reason why:
(Don’t get offended.)‪#‎astrologyforfun‬

You’re likely to put yourself first without an apology and if I tell you that, you’ll pretend you’ll think about it. You’re Daredevil. A waste of time. And a waste of money. Yo, get out!
(famous Aries: Lady Gaga, Amancio Ortega/second richest person in the world, my ex most potent and most shorter crush and of course in this lovely group my ex-husband-ex-bae, who become rich when I divorce him. Oh God where are you?) 

You guys are so stubborn! Your job is to preserve and sustain, and you think that you’re better than everybody around you. Like you have a Ph.D. in all areas of life. Blah. Oh, yes, we are all imperfect, including you. Af.
(famous Taurus: Mark Zuckerberg, my husband ex wanna be, who is hoping that he’ll finally become rich when he divorce me and, my lovely mom)

You are knowledgeable about politics, human selfishness, and behavior. Of course, about sports and music too. You are very chatty and inquisitive about everything but come on, stop being the seasoning in every soup. Frankly, my dear you are remarkably bipolar. You don’t walk your talk; I don’t trust you. At all.
(famous Gemini: Donald Trump; Angelina Jolie, a lot of my acquaintance; few of my FB friends, and myself included)

You are secretly emotional on every level and at some point, for sure, you’ll go to use emotional manipulation to get somewhere, but don’t get toxic. Let it go.
And No, thanks. I have been there.
(famous Cancer: Selena Gomez, Tom Cruise, my son, his GF, my dentist and the biggest platonic and most pathetic love of my life. Eww. ) 

Leo the King. You are bossy, dogmatic and intolerant imao. (Offend them and your “dead”.) I can either love to hate them or hate to love them. There is no other way about it. Needless to say, how I feel about you guys right now…
(famous Leo:Barack Obama, Madonna, and my dad) 

Oh, yes, I know, you are a perfectionist, but isn’t over criticizing everything and everyone your soul purpose? Take a deep breath, listen to what I’m saying and reflect on it. You are not the center of the world. Your life is a complete mess. Seriously honey, have you looked at yourself in a mirror lately? (Need some Lemonade, right?)
(famous Virgo: Beyonce Knowles, Bernie Sanders and my excellent friend and my ex-excellent friend (lot ex’s right?): 

50% of you is not sure, and another 50% just doesn’t now yet! Again? There is no way that I can tolerate your indecisiveness anymore. Enough is enough.
(famous Libra: Kim Kardashian, Eminem, my delightful Vienna friend, and Zoza)

It will be so helpful, if you would please move your secretive obsessive and compulsive life out of my way. Once and for all.
(famous Scorpio: Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio and my husband best friend)

Comm’n Who the hell needs hopefulness and confidence about the future 24/7? I’m sick of your irresponsibility. We’re done here.
(famous Sag:Brad Pitt and 3/4 of my lovely neighbors)

“Miserable and fatalistic.” Successful and boring. Warning: contains NO empathy. Don’t have time for you. Tysm, but not in this incarnation.
(famous Capricorn: LeBron James, Michelle Obama, Kate Middleton and my mother in law/Ouch.) 

Isn’t it enough of your awkwardness and unpredictability? “Me first” attitude under the skin. Really?
Fun fact: Being completely Unemotional is not fancy.
(Ellen DeGeneres, my husband stinky gf, and my sister in law )


Hey, great chameleons don’t get fooled, don’t suffer again! There is no such thing as a parallel dimension…
I’ll welcome you to reality. When you finally arrived here.
(famous Pisces: Rihanna my therapist and my Starbucks barista)

It’s about time. New Moon on April 7th, 2016

“It is not that the meaning cannot be explained. But there are certain meanings that are lost forever the moment they are explained in words.”― Haruki Murakami1Q84
If you have felt irrevocably lost in the previous months,
If your opportunities had disappeared before you used them, and people have kind of stepped aside when you came through
If you wondered if your fortune was turning against you,
If you avoided beginning what you have to do, to dare, to call…
if you, in those first few months of 2016, found the rationally justified reasons for decision-making delayed
it’s about time, for all your feelings above to make a U-turn. For a new start. For a remarkable new beginning.
Break down your old ways of being. Isn’t about a time to stand up for what you believe in?
This Aries energy is super quick, so clear the air and move on. I’m inclined to believe that we can make a fresh start. As fast as we can.
The New Moon falls on April 7th at 4:23 am Pacific and 12:23 pm UK time (at 18º Aries), giving us a chance, and following with an unexpected surprise and making a window of opportunities, from now to April 18th (New Moon conjunct Uranus).
This is an action-oriented New Moon. It’s about bringing forward truth and hope to reality. We will have a primal need to go over tradition and to break through barriers.

If you were born in the last few days of the May, December, August or February, you would feel this powerful energy more than others (key days for you are around April 16th-10th). 

If your birthday is around the 10th of the January, April, July or Libra (the cardinal signs) in the following days (6th-15thof April), you’ll most likely expect sudden eruptive and shocking news or events.

Since true happiness is not a matter of conditional tenses, but maximizing what you have at present, what you can change, and what you are becoming in that process if you want to be happy right now— be. As simple as that.

Fall in California

I headed to the southeast, uttering and trampling everything that I’ve ever learned about people, their crossroad, tragic breakdown or natural aging. I left behind the theory of changing forms (beings and things). Still going toward the southeast, walking on my tippy-toes, I come across thoughts about the destiny of people I knew in the course of this life as it was, until now, and meant be.

The thoughts are hazy and definite/warm and cold. At the same time. Harsh. Like in a Dream. Switching to Denial mode, I feel Hands on My back. They Create an Expectation. False hope. Mess. And. self-Deception. Long Line of thoughts. Unbreakable.

They are separate from me. No, I would not be surprised if I see the spirits on the walls in front of me, walking, like in the old dramas, because the bigger and improbable “miracles” happen to me and around me. The mystery was playing out and terrifying doom around.

Frozen icy wind saying instead roaring, the old worn truths:

Do not believe what you see. Do not believe what you read. Do not believe what you hear. Believe only what you feel.

But…feelings are complex, multidimensional, interpersonal. So, I stop. Take a deep breath. Turn around. And. Change direction.

…you’ll understand. deep in the marrow of your masculine core, you already know that I didn’t come to you to play safe and pass the time, simple scoring goals…



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